Total Medals Earned: 115 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 975 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/400 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Crush at least 65 hearts on the third level
Defeat the final boss
Hit at least 45 hearts on the first level
Defeat the final boss with less than 20 shots
Destroy at least 60 hearts at Level 4
Slice at least 90 hearts at level 2
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/485 points)
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Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
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Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
That's a pretty good kick!
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (45/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
"There's nobody here."
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/180 points)
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)